If there was a biography about you, what would the title be?
Permanently Exhausted Pigeon.
Try as I might, I am not an early bird. Catching worms isn’t a very vegan activity to partake in, but I also love being cosy in bed too much.
Yet I am also not a night owl. Again, because I like being cosy in bed too much.
Which somehow results in me not having the best sleep schedule so I am just a very exhausted pigeon every day. Either I slept too much or not enough…something I am working on this year but it is definitely a bad habit I have developed during my professional life. Especially when I work in an industry that does celebrate people who are Early Bird and Night Owl hybrids – The Early Owls.
If anyone has any tips, this pigeon would love to hear them, and would be a very appreciative little duckie!
OK, no more bird puns!